"I’m a flower that is watered with vodka"
about me (via lovurs)
insightings:

”Life with a narcissist is like a love tornado.Extremely easy to get caught up and swept away only to be destroyed later”
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angstbotfic:heyyouwiththeboobs:OMG MUSCLE PORN. "I’d like to report some flooding…" O.oby which you mean “I need to report an emergency that requires your immediate attention. There’s been some flooding. In my panties.”?
"I ruin people. They either crumble like sand under my burdens or drown in my seas of sorrow. People do not understand that when I shut them out, they are dodging a bullet.
And I am so sorry to the people I let in - I am selfish."
i am a death sentence, e.m (via b0thers)

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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banjosandbibles:

what started as finger painting, ended up as hand painting. (at Escapee | Architecture in Helsinki)
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surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

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cogwheel-feline:

wellheyproductions:

Insert Kelso gifBURN!!!


I do believe THIS is what you’re looking for sir